"Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton."

-- Tom Holt

#Home Quotes #One Day Quotes #Evening Quotes

“Unreal friendship may turn to real But real friendship, once ended, cannot be mended”
“It is better to be roughly right than precisely wrong.”
“Zakath's face grew thoughtful. "You know something, Garion?" he said. "Man thinks he owns the world, but we share it with all sorts of creatures who are indifferent to our overlordship. They have their own societies, and I supposed even their own cultures. They don't even pay attention to us, do you?" "Only when we inconvenience them...It teaches us humility," Garion agreed.”
“I consider myself a novice film actor.”
“When you hear the word 'disabled,' people immediately think about people who can't walk or talk or do everything that people take for granted. Now, I take nothing for granted. But I find the real disability is people who can't find joy in life and are bitter.”
“We see in the electroencephalogram a concomitant phenomenon of the continuous nerve processes which take place in the brain, exactly as the electrocardiogram represents a concomitant phenomenon of the contractions of the individual segments of the heart.”
“Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.”

Source : Shalom Auslander (2012). “Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel”, p.40, Penguin
“The more you know yourself, the more clarity there is.”

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