"I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the ***** that you are? You can say it, lady."

-- Andy Dick

#Thinking Quotes #Brain Quotes #Retard Quotes

“Savor the moments that are warm and special and giggly.”
“To him who has determined, it only remains to act.”
“One problem with people is that as soon as they fill a space it's them you see and not the space. Large, desolate landscapes stop being large, desolate landscapes once they have people in them. They define what the eye sees. And the human eye is almost always directed at other humans. In this way an illusion is created that humans are more important than those things on earth which are not human. It's a sick illusion.”
“Find something good within your life and give every ounce of positivity you have towards it, then watch how your life changes.”
“In all those types of films I wore a tan suit, a grey suit, a beige suit and then a negligee for the seventh reel near the end when I would admit to my best friend on the telephone that what I really wanted was to become a little housewife.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Being decent is the only thing that matters in a terrible world like this.”
“The Great Work - the work of ensuring a just, healthy, beautiful, and sustainably life-giving world for future generations of all species.”
“I'm nice, and I show up on time.”

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