"And itâ€™s not like Iâ€™ve never jacked off. Iâ€™m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesnâ€™t is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No oneâ€™s that stupid."

-- Michael Thomas Ford

#Lying Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Years Quotes

“You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.”
“I'd wanted to be a writer and when I came back to New York worked as a musician too, but I found my writing starting to get more and more referential to cinema.”
“Where the Old Masters created an illusion of space into which one could imagine walking, the illusion created by a Modernist is one into which one can look, can travel through, only with the eye.”
“I am not so sure whether what we do now is art or something not quite art. If I call it art, it is because I wish to avoid the endless arguments some other name would bring forth.”

Source : Allan Kaprow, Jeff Kelley (2003). “Essays on the Blurring of Art and Life”, p.21, Univ of California Press
“Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.”
“Big data is great when you want to verify and quantify small data - as big data is all about seeking a correlation - small data about seeking the causation.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“This was a good example of the fascist policing of public discourse in this country by nominal liberals who have become as unthinkingly wedded to dogma as any junior member of the Spanish Inquisition.”
“One thing will not change - we will be going out to win.”

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