"Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals."

-- Dave Barry

#God Quotes #Animal Quotes #Stupidity Quotes

“Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus,”
“We're all looking for the highest, fullest expression of ourselves as a human being.”
“You are more than the Earth, though you are such a dot: You can love and think, and the Earth cannot!”

Source : William Brighty Rands (1871). “Lilliput Lectures”, p.23
“I think it's a trial balloon to see what happens, and I'm not impressed with it.”
“A saint is a person who gives of themself without asking for anything in return. That's how simple it is to be a saint. Try it! Try being a saint”
“Sometimes bravery is as simple as following your gut.”
“One and one and one and one doesn't equal four. Each one remains unique, there is no way of joining them together. They cannot be exchanged, one for the other. They cannot replace each other.”
“Matter of fact, the interesting friendships are the ones that are divergent.”

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