"I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff."

-- Morgan Freeman

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“and just like that, I shut off the switch to my brain.”
“It came to me more as a whisper of suggestion than the fundamental adage that it is - if this is not biblical, I shall always believe it should be - that all of us need someone who loves us enough to forgive us despite the history.”
“Homer's work hits again and again on the topos of the inexpressible. People will always do that.”
“I met a travler from an ancient land.”
“Songs suffer at the mercy of the performer.”
“Slavery is a condition imposed upon individuals or races not sufficiently able to protect or defend themselves, and so long as a race or people expose themselves to the danger of being weak, no one can tell when they will be reduced to slavery.”
“Later when I thought of the chickens, one of those rare pale blue eggs rose up into my throat. The chickens had been part of our family, and the egg in my throat was the feeling of something missing. It was hard and smooth and heavy, but also so fragile it might break and make me cry. It was the feeling of growing out of a favorite shirt, milk spilled on the floor, the last bit of honey in the jar, falling apple blossoms. It was the lump in the throat behind everything beautiful in life.”
“I think that reality TV is so bad. It is a tool by the media to not make people think.”

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