"Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral."

-- Charles Lamb

#Laughing Quotes #Funeral Quotes #Awful Quotes

“My spirit is too weak--mortality Weighs heavily on me like unwilling sleep, And each imagin'd pinnacle and steep Of godlike hardship tells me I must die Like a sick Eagle looking at the sky.”
“Mass production is only profitable if its rhythm can be maintained.. that is, if it can continue to sell its product in steady or increasing quantity. The result is that while, under the handicraft or small-unit system of production that was typical a century ago, demand created the supply, today supply must actively seek to create its corresponding demand.”
“Be great in act, as you have been in thought.”
“I am opposed to special rights for gays just as I am opposed to special rights for heterosexuals or smokers. I can attest to the fact that sexual orientation is not immutable and I urge the city council to vote no on this amendment.”
“The finest people, as people go, cannot help but betray a fair portion of fear and insecurity, even full-blown panic.”
“I'm so proud to be Canadian. I've been to 58 countries, and they're wonderful countries, but Canada is the best.”
“America has begun her career at the culminating point of life, as Adam did at the age of thirty.”
“I can promise you that the Spirit is a lot more anxious to help you than you are to be helped.”

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