"I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't."

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Woody Allen

#Funny Life Quotes #Believe Quotes #Past Quotes

“And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.”
“We made, actually, history, because it was the first time ever that doctors could prove that a lifelong Republican has a heart.”
“We look in... Germany for a superstar. We began with 10,000 people, which applied. From these 10,000, 100 was selected. The jury is unbelievably competent.”
“It's very hard for a studio to take a chance on a piece of original material. They used to have the fall-back of DVD sales. They had ways in which they could safely make an investment in a piece of original material, and those opportunities aren't necessarily there anymore.”
“Don't negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year.”
“I lost a friend I was blessed to have. My thoughts are with the family of President Chavez and the people of Venezuela.”
“I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.”
“God is bound to act, to pour Himself into thee as soon as He shall find thee ready”

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