"Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations."

-- Bennett Cerf

#Speech Quotes #Green Quotes #Cold Quotes

“Hey, Nana... people's feelings change easily... what you see is a house of cards... nothing's sure, and nothing lasts forever.”
“Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.”
“I think women realise that I love women, and very often women seem to love me.”
“I will miss the contact with the people - the privilege of trying to communicate to people every day that the court system is going to work for them the way it's supposed to work. That doesn't guarantee they're going to get the result they want, but the court is going to listen and follow the law and try to make a fair decision. That is an awesome privilege and responsibility I will miss.”
“There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls.”
“Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy.”
“...the history of early-medieval Arabia is nearly all legend. Like Buddha, Confucius, Jesus, and other founders of patriarchal religions, Mohammed lacks real verification. There is no reliable information about his life or teachings. Most stories about him are as apocryphal as the story that his coffin hangs forever in mid-air "between heaven and earth," like the bodies of ancient sacred kings.”
“I had casually rented an apartment that cost $75 a month because I expected my writing to pay my way.”

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