"After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore."

-- Yakov Smirnoff

#People Quotes #Unions Quotes #Soviet Union Quotes

“One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning".”
“Thought is born of failure.”

Source : Lancelot Law Whyte (1975). “The Universe of Experience: A Worldview Beyond Science and Religion”, p.78, Transaction Publishers
“Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective and valuable than words.”
“I can connect with peoples' pain because I was 'po' before I was 'poor'.”
“The struggle of making a film for any studio is the fact that the producers and the studio have an idea of what the movie should be, but that is especially the case when the director is being replaced three weeks before principal photography. The challenge for me was to make sure that was my version of 'The Wolfman.' And I've done that. I think.”
“Searching, pondering, and applying the words of Christ as taught in the scriptures will bring wisdom and knowledge beyond our mortal understanding. This will strengthen our commitment and provide the spiritual reserves to do our best in all situations.”
“To survive, you had to steer your course midstream, where the water was deepest and ran fastest, that you had to paddle fast, as fast as you could to stay there to stay still in the rushing current because the price of failure was to be washed up on the beach or dashed to pieces on the wharves.”

Source : Melanie McGrath (2009). “Hopping”, p.23, HarperCollins UK
“You cannot afford a world with slavery, which literally takes someone and turns them into a machine.”

Source : "Andrew Forrest: ‘The Issue With Slavery Is That It Is Everywhere’". www.huffingtonpost.com. January 22, 2014.

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