"Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family."

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Source : Twitter post from Jun 19, 2013

Kelly Oxford

#Two Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Bunkers Quotes

“Nobodys life ever goes according to plan. So why do we keep on planning? Because that's how we know who we are. By what we intend to be. By what we try to become. And fail. I don't say 'fail'. I saw we aim and miss. But we still hit something.”
“The sun provides the moon with its brightness.”

Source : Fragment in Plutarch De facie in or be lunae, 929b.
“An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.”
“If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst.”
“Reading requires a loner's temperament, a high tolerance for silence, and an unhealthy preference for the company of people who are imaginary or dead.”

Source : David Samuels (2008). “Only Love Can Break Your Heart”
“If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.”
“It is rational to believe, as it is our very existence that is at stake.”
“Beef is not what Jay said to Nas; Beef is when the working folks can't find jobs.”

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