"I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call."

-- Jay Pharoah

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“I have lived among negroes, all my life, and I am for this Government with slavery under the Constitution as it is. I am for the Government of my fathers with negroes. I am for it without negroes. Before I would see this Government destroyed I would send every negro back to Africa, disintegrated and blotted out of space”

Source : Speech in Indianapolis, Indiana, February 26, 1863.
“The profit on a good action is to have done it.”
“Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers.”
“This is my life - I want to tell stories. There is something huge inside me that pushes me to tell stories, and tell stories for an audience and everybody.”

Source : Interview with Todd Gilchrist, www.ign.com. September 23, 2008.
“When I was in the fourth grade, I became intensely interested in geography and I learned it well.”
“I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.”
“I canâ€™t run around falling in love with fantasies.”
“Can I liberate myself from all my concerns and enter the mystery?”

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