"Give thanks to God, who made necessary things simple, and complicated things unnecessary."

“I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.”

“I think there comes a point in probably most father-son relationships where the son kind of starts becoming the parent.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“The abundance you desire to experience must first be an experience in your mind.”

“Around age 40 I put on twenty pounds. I had always had a perfect metabolism. But, my metabolism betrayed me as it does most people, except a very rare few who will always be thin.”

“When you hold people up for ridicule, you have to take responsibility when other people act on it.”

“Not only do you want to leave the audience wanting more, you want to leave yourself wanting more.”

“It's very passe to think women want to spend a fortune on clothes.”

“My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'”