"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

-- Milton Berle

#Teacher Quotes #Retirement Quotes #Dollars Quotes

“The gifts of bad men bring no good with them.”
“Suffering is part and parcel of the human condition, but suffering can either embitter or ennoble us. It can ennoble us and become a spirituality of transformation when we find meaning in it.”
“The bizarre world of cards is a world of pure power politics where rewards and punishments are meted out immediately.”
“The fantastic breaks the crust of appearance â€¦ something grabs us by the shoulders to throw us outside ourselves. I have always known that the big surprises await us where we have learned to be surprised by nothing, that is, where we are not shocked by ruptures in the order.”
“Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting.”
“I think midwifery was developed by people with common sense, people who were close to nature, and people who observed other species of mammals and saw that there were lessons there to be learned.”
“The American conception of advertising is to arouse desires and stimulate wants, to make people dissatisfied with the old and out-of-date and by constant iteration to send them out to work harder to get the latest model-whether that model be an icebox or a rug or a new home.”
“One cannot demand that anybody be a hero, though one can hope for it.”

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