"I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to."

-- Oscar Wilde

#Past Quotes #Amusing Quotes

“I got to keep a clip for my hair. It had a pretty little dragonfly on it and I got to keep it”
“Holy Moses, let us live in peace. Let us strive to find a way to make all hatred cease. There's a man over there, what's his colour I don't care, he's my brother, let us live in peace.”
“Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.”

Source : "Anderson Silva: Chael Sonnen not that evolved". Interview with Carlos Eduardo Ozório, www.mixedmartialarts.com. July 11, 2011.
“When a book, any sort of book, reaches a certain intensity of artistic performance, it becomes literature. That intensity may be a matter of style, situation, character, emotional tone, or idea, or half a dozen other things. It may also be a perfection of control over the movement of a story similar to the control a great pitcher has over the ball.”
“At some point I decided I didn't want to learn any more guitar technique. I was at that level where the next mountain there was to climb was Van Halen and I didn't really like Van Halen.”
“I swear to you, Nora Grey, on this day, from now and forever, to give myself to you. I am yours. My love, my body, my soulâ€”I place in your possession and protection.â€ He held out the ring, a single offering, a binding promise. ~ Patch + Nora”
“Life is nothing in itself. Itâ€™s a place marker that proves whoâ€™s winning, and we are the winners. We are always the winners. There is nothing but the winning. Even winning means nothing. We win because itâ€™s an insult to lose. The ends donâ€™t justify the means. The means donâ€™t justify the ends. There is no one to justify to. There is no justice.â€ ~ Durzo Blint”
“Sometimes... we suffer from the tyranny of comparison. Contests, competitions, thrive on it. Who cares?”

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