"I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable."

-- Jeremy Clarkson

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“One day my dad said, "If you guys ever stop singing, I'll drop you like a hot potato." That's what he said. It hurt me. You don't say that to children and I never forgot it.”
“A wound in the friendship of young persons, as in the bark of young trees, may be so grown over as to leave no scar. The case is very different in regard to old persons and old timber. The reason of this may be accountable from the decline of the social passions, and the prevalence of spleen, suspicion, and rancor towards the latter part of life.”
“Jermaine Jenas is a fit lad. He gets from box to box in all of 90 minutes”
“Luckily, however, life doesn't always follow tradition, but craves out a path of its own.”
“I thought I understood what was best. I knew too little and believed too soon.”
“Penetrate deeply in the secret existence of anyone about you, even of the man or woman whom you count happiest, and you will come upon things they spend all their efforts to hide. Fair as the exterior may be, if you go in, you will find bare places, heaps of rubbish that can never be taken away, cold hearths, desolate altars, and windows veiled with cobwebs.”
“The earth is my altar, the sky is my dome, mind is my garden, the heart is my home and I'm always at home - yea, I'm always at Om.”
“Reading, reading actively, strengthens the soul.”

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