"Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes."

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Natasha Leggero

#Writing Quotes #Cutting Quotes #Hamburgers Quotes

“The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow We are such stuff as dreams are made of.”
“Most of our life is miscommunication, and when you add a language barrier to it, it just becomes total mayhem and confusion. It just adds to it with all of the cultural differences. It could be an American family meeting another American family and you could still have a total clash. With family, it's like visiting another planet.”
“I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor.”
“We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.”
“We are all drifting reefwards now, and faith is our only anchor.”
“When you're inspired you attract abundance.”
“Every really new idea looks crazy at first.”
“Serial killers do, on a small scale, what governments do on a large one. They are products of our times and these are bloodthirsty times.”

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