"I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, 'I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I'll take a thorny rose and a "MOM" anchor, please. No, not that one--the big one."

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Source : Sloane Crosley (2008). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.120, Penguin

Sloane Crosley

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“We are mere journeymen, planting seeds for someone else to harvest.”

Source : Wallace Thurman (1979). “Infants of the spring: a novel”, Southern Illinois Univ Pr
“You gotta turn with the times, or the times gonna turn on you.”

Source : Source: licensed2ill.wordpress.com
“The World Club Challenge clash with St George was a brutal battle. It was one of the hardest games I've ever played in. I guess it would be good to have more matches of such intensity but, trust me, our bodies would struggle if we were subjected to this every week. There is a limit to how much players can take.”
“We don't know why we are here and . . . our role in the universe, and the thought of an infinite universe. It's something the human mind can't really grasp. [And] it's statistically impossible that there's not life on other planets.”
“I was a last round draft pick. Nobody wanted me. I could count the amount of scouts that told me to go to school, to forget baseball.”
“I done told you twice already goddammit no!”
“In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And even if you aren't a huge fan of it, you still have to have interest in it and it has to be genuine because women do it for men all the time.”

Source : "“The Ladies Man”: Tim Meadows Interview". Hollywood Intreview, www.hollywood.com. October 1, 2000.
“A sentence is not emotional a paragraph is.”

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