"All worldly pursuits have but one unavoidable and inevitable end, which is sorrow; acquisitions end in dispersion; buildings in destruction; meetings in separation; births in death. Knowing this, one should, from the very first, renounce acquisitions and storing-up, and building, and meeting; and, faithful to the commands of an eminent Guru, set about realizing the Truth. That alone is the best of religious observances."

-- Milarepa

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“Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.”
“Just be yourself. Be honest, work towards a goal, and you'll achieve it.”
“You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.”
“I dont think men are that attracted by glamour. I think women are attracted by glamour. I think men are attracted by a sense of friendship.”
“Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.”

Source : Stewart Francis (2013). “Pun Direction”, p.91, Hachette UK
“I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll.”
“They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ***** than most.”
“A lack of knowledge creates fear. Seeking knowledge creates courage.”

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