"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."

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Tina Fey

#Baby Quotes #School Quotes #Boss Quotes

“Everything that we eat today has been improved through some sort of breeding process. Anytime you do this, you introduce not only the genes that you know, but some that are not characterized.”
“From Spiritual Directions of Diadochus of Photiki”
“I've noticed that the people who started on film still have the ability to see the person in front of them. Whereas for a lot of photographers who have only ever worked in digital, the relationship between the photographer and the person who they're taking a picture of sort of doesn't exist anymore. They're looking at a computer screen as opposed to the person.”
“But although the attractive virtue of the earth extends upwards, as has been said, so very far, yet if any stone should be at a distance great enough to become sensible compared with the earth's diameter, it is true that on the motion of the earth such a stone would not follow altogether; its own force of resistance would be combined with the attractive force of the earth, and thus it would extricate itself in some degree from the motion of the earth.”
“You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.”
“I like the obvious statement, although some people might wish to think they aren't there, that they will go away with time.”
“We who cherish science should be careful to distinguish when we are doing science and when we are extrapolating from it”
“The Lord doesn't always remove the sources of stress in our lives...but He's always there and cares for us. We can feel His arms around us on the darkest night.”

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