"A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny."

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“From my earliest memories I was fascinated by animals. I would explore my backyard for insects and gaze at anthills until my elbows became sore. When I was 8, my mother bought me a book of North American birds and I've been keen on birdwatching since.”
“I had a publisher who felt comics were just for little kiddies, so he never wanted me to use words of more than two syllables.”
“It is well to moor your bark with two anchors.”
“The moment a student blinks his eye, he's already way off. The moment he tries to think, he's already differed. The moment he arouses a thought, he's already deviated. But for the man who understands, it's always right there before his eyes.”
“Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!!”
“A guy can do far far worse than surrounding himself with people who restore his faith in humanity.”
“When the computer and tablets are all about playing games, thats not interesting to me.”
“The worst sinner has a future, even as the greatest saint has had a past. No one is so good or bad as he imagines.”

Source : Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, Vuppuluri Kalidas (ed.) (1962). “The Radhakrishnan Number: A Souvenir Volume of Appreciations”

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