"Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing."

-- Howie Carr

“Never trust a woman who doesnâ€™t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.”
“Life's better now. I wouldn't do it all over again, though. It's funny how life works. Maybe it was meant to happen for many reasons, because my life in many ways richer.”
“I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.”
“All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.”
“Altogether beautiful in the power of its feeling. As beautiful as anything in Thoreau or Hemingway.”
“You know, I wouldn't even call snowboarding a sport, you know for me it's just a way of life”
“An empty room is a story waiting to happen, and you are the author.”
“The scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing.”

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