"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Oâ€™er a plan to venge myself upon that cursed Thursday Next- This Eyre affair, so surprising, gives my soul such loath despising, Here I plot my temper rising, rising from my jail of text. â€œGet me out!â€ I said, advising, â€œPluck me from this jail of text- or I swear Iâ€™ll wring your neck!"

-- Jasper Fforde

#Jail Quotes #Giving Quotes #Soul Quotes

“Everyone gets that second album syndrome.”
“My mind is just as open as it ever was, professor. But it's a scientific mind, and there's no place in it for superstitions.”

Source : "Dracula's Daughter", 1936.
“You're in an awfully good mood," he observed. "Was there a sale at Khakis-R-Us?”
“Before selling, try to re-evaluate the company again and see where the stock sells in realtion to its book value.”
“...and that's what separates the professionals from the taxpayers”
“During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
“The mixing of government and religion can be a threat to free government, even if no one is forced to participate.... When the government puts its imprimatur on a particular religion, it conveys a message of exclusion to all those who do not adhere to the favored beliefs. A government cannot be premised on the belief that all persons are created equal when it asserts that God prefers some.”
“According to the Bible, a genuine answer to prayer is getting what you ask for.”

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