"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."

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Lyndon B. Johnson

#Time Quotes #Fog Quotes #Dumb Quotes

“I've never studied the Japanese. That's something that must have crept in there. But the Japanese are my biggest clients. They seem to like the elemental quality.”
“The agony of my feelings allowed me no respite; no incident occurred from which my rage and misery could not extract its food.”
“Somewhere there's a treasure that has no value to anyone but you, and a secret that's meaningless to everyone except you, and a frontier that harbors a revelation only you would know how to exploit. Why not go in search of those things?”
“I prefer younger men. In some ways, they are much more open to a woman being stronger and independent then some of the men my age.”
“Breezy journalistic sentences about wealthy white people unaware that other human beings are real became the rubber stamp product of the elite MFA programs.”

Source : Sarah Schulman (2012). “The Gentrification of the Mind: Witness to a Lost Imagination”, p.104, Univ of California Press
“Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed”

Source : Jay McInerney (2014). “Bright Lights, Big City”, p.54, A&C Black
“There is no rest stop on the misinformation highway.”
“When my mother passed away I was 20.”

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