"I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress."

-- Melissa McCarthy

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“I guess every musician looks forward to a point where they can just kind of make an album that truly is like a nice art album.”
“I feel fortunate to have made records during an era where people actually bought music. But I have friends in struggling up-and-coming bands that will certainly never be able to pay the rent, because music has been devalued.”
“I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.”
“Why do you think people don't think that homosexual parents are good? You don't know what a homosexual family looks like. I will be the role model for the good gay family. Don't let these children suffer without families because of your bias.”
“You soak up my soul and mingle me. Each drop of my blood cries out to the earth. We are partners, blended as one.”
“They keep telling us that in war truth is the first casualty, which is nonsense since it implies that in times of peace truth stays out of the sick bay or the graveyard.”
“If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design it with 100. I just tried to find every trick I could in life to design things real tiny”
“Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!”

Source : "Fictional character: Captain Rex Kramer". "Airplane!", www.imdb.com. 1980.

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