"If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."

-- Iyanla Vanzant

#Laughing Quotes #Want Quotes #Plans Quotes

“There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.”
“Most anglers, especially tyros, false cast too often. Three false casts should be sufficient for any throw and two is better. One is perfect.”
“I think the band can really swing when it swings easy, when it can just play along like you are cutting butter,”

Source : Count Basie, Albert Murray (1985). “Good Morning Blues: The Autobiography of Count Basie”, Plume
“I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.”

Source : "Running A Comedy Machine: How Chuck Lorre Makes Hits". "Morning Edition" with Neda Ulaby, www.npr.org. November 27, 2012.
“There came a time in everyoneâ€™s life when they realized that in spite of how hard theyâ€™d been running from themselves, everywhere they went, there they were: Addictions and compulsions were nothing but marching bands of distraction, masking truths that were unpleasant, but ultimately undeniable.”
“I just have a position that any child that's in a failing school should be able to get out, or be in a position to have that school fixed.”
“Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above all others: the old Cremo Cigar ad that proclaimed, Spit Is a Horrid Word-but Worse on the end of Your Cigar, and Drink Schlitz in Brown Bottles and Avoid that Skunk Taste. You don't get creative writing like that any more.”

Source : A. E. Hotchner (2010). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, p.11, Harper Collins
“But you'd sell your soul for it, wouldn't you? For one day of feeling beautiful.”

You may also like:

DMX
Rapper
Joel Osteen
Preacher
Michael Beckwith
Author
Nate Berkus
Interior designer
Oprah Winfrey
Media proprietor
Rhonda Britten
Author
Rob Bell
Author
T. D. Jakes
Evangelist
Terrell Owens
Football player