"The only difference between a wish and a prayer is that you're at the mercy of the universe for the first, and you've got some help with the second."

“Constantly there's a credibility issue; you're judged on how you look. If you look good, people assume you aren't credible. It's a battle you'll always fight if you're on TV and a female.”

“It is true that the king has made a truce with the duke of Burgundy for fifteen days and that the duke is to turn over the city of Paris at the end of fifteen days. Yet you should not marvel if I do not enter that city so quickly.”

“Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.”

“We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us”

Source : Song: Opposites Attract, Album: Overly Dedicated, 2010

“Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.”

Source : "Scratches in the Temple Wall – An Interview with Travis Nichols". Interview with Paul Killebrew, logger.believermag.com. July 29, 2013.

“If you had ever heard my album you would know that I could never consider the music business!”

“Companies that are willing to share, to withhold in order to further the growth of the company, willing to try to get a better atmosphere through a demonstration of democratic principles, fairness and cooperation, a better product, those will win in the end.”

“MLB has become overly active, actively involved in the game, the on-the-field game. They're trying to run the game the way they want to and you just have to play along with it, deal with it.”