"If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else."

-- Alexei Sayle

“How many of them were there?' Her voice wasn't joking around. Eighteen. Hundred.' Four,' Blaylock interjected. 'An honor guard of four.' What did they work you over with? Those bruises on your thighs are severe?' Crowbars. Big, massive-' Blay cut in. 'Clubs. Had to be those ceremonial black clubs.”
“I want a counter-terrorism regime that is proportionate, focused and transparent.”
“Apparently, the fossil-fuel industry's strategy is to convince the American people that we should just burn all the way through the last of our oil and coal reserves.”
“The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there.”
“You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.”
“I have never seen an angel. Show me an angel, and I'll paint one.”

Source : Quoted by Vincent van Gogh in a letter to brother Theo on July 1885. "The letters of Vincent van Gogh". Book edited by Ronal de Leeuw, p. 302, 1996.
“I'ma make sure the family keep a decent meal, no matter what I got to do or who I got to kill.”
“Making sleep happen is a must - anytime, anywhere, from a plane to a train to an automobile. Ideally, I like to get eight to ten hours a night, though I'll take it broken up in two segments if I have to.”

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