"[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers."

-- Christopher Moore

#Grandmother Quotes #Self Quotes #Turkeys Quotes

“The Gold Glove surprised me a little. To tell you the truth, I didn't expect it. I feel I played at the top of my game, but I was new to the league and I didn't think that many people would vote for me.”
“I get inspired with passion, I think. I get inspired by people who are just passionate, and it doesn't matter what they do or what they're passionate about.”
“Most of us carry at least one device, all the time, every day. In fact many of us would feel naked without our smartphone. It's hardly surprising mobile search queries - and mobile commerce - are growing dramatically across the world.”
“Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.”

Source : Jean-Paul Sartre (2012). “Essays in Aesthetics”, p.11, Open Road Media
“I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.”
“I said I have no powers of invention. Well, I also have no powers of mimicry.”
“I do have issues with the fact that music is so accessible nowadays. When I was growing up, we had to find our music; we had to fight for it. But hey, you live in the age that you're born in, and you get on with it.”
“I think people were expecting me to be that kind of glamorous sexpot. So they were always, Wow you're not what I expected.”

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