"Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States."

-- Jenna Marbles

#Pregnancy Quotes #United States Quotes #Causes Quotes

“So I sit there kicked my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid blue-bottle fly attempt to commit suicide by butting his head against the windowpane.”
“Listening to something is an act of surrender.”
“And one of our points of continuing conversation with our trading partners is the urgency of their taking steps to remove barriers to their improved growth performance.”

Source : "Treasury Secretary Snow Optimistic on Economy". "PBS NewsHour" with Jim Lehrer, www.pbs.org. March 23, 2005.
“The sight of nature fascinates, the family tie has a sweet enchantment and patriotism gives the religious spirit a fiery devotion to the powers that it reveres.”
“Employers have gone away from the idea that an employee is a long-term asset to the company, someone to be nurtured and developed, to a new notion that they are disposable.”
“We should be reminding ourselves that no matter how many problems may be facing us, the One Who is with us is greater than all those who oppose us.”
“If you believe your catcher is intelligent and you know that he has considerable experience, it is a good thing to leave the game almost entirely in his hands.”
“War is a terrible trade. But when the cause is just, the smell of gunpowder is sweet.”

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