"The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour."

-- George Mikes

#Language Quotes #Humour Quotes #Exquisite Quotes

“No man can delegate,... any right of arbitrary dominion over a 3rd person; for that would imply a right in the 1st person, not only to make the 3rd person his slave, but also a right to dispose of him as a slave to still other persons. Any contract to do this is necessarily a criminal one...To call such a contract a â€œconstitutionâ€ does not at all lessen its criminality, or add to its validity.”
“Who taught me that animals were put on this Earth for food? Who taught me to disrespect animals and view them as mere commodities? Who stole my compassion, my empathy and my conscience? Who lied to me? Who instilled this vicious mindset of human-to-animal exploitation as standard operating procedure?”
“A lioness has got a lot more power than the lion likes to think she has.”

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“Breast stimulation is especially effective in starting labor at term when it is combined with sexual intercourse. Unless your partner is an abysmally poor lover, this combination is by far the most enjoyable method of induction.”
“A good reputation is more valuable than money.”
“The struggle of the spirit against the senses is the gospel of modern man. I do not wish to have any part in it.”
“Power is the ability not to have to please.”
“A man is like a bit of Labrador spar, which has no luster as you turn it in your hand, until you come to a particular angle; then it shows deep and beautiful colors.”

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