"It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."

-- Bob Saget

#Jobs Quotes #Dirty Quotes #Night Quotes

“Know that no one is capable of making you upset without your consent.”
“I hardly know so melancholy a reflection as that parents are necessarily the sole directors of the management of children, whether they have or have not judgment, penetration or taste to perform the task.”
“We haven't slept together. But we've napped”
“I have always said I will be in politics to serve as best as I can and it will take me wherever it will take me.”
“Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.”
“People hate you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They hate themselves 2) They want to be you 3) They see you as a threat When you love yourself you are incapable of hating anyone no matter what they've done.”

Source : FaceBook post by Tony A. Gaskins Jr from Apr 18, 2013
“I was driven from my position as Interior Secretary, not because of my environmental record, but because of my Christian beliefs. That's the real struggle.”
“But I was wrong. I should have known it wasn't owver, couldn't be over quite easily. No sooner was Xavier out of sight than a little cylinder of paper fell from the top of my locker. As I unrolled it, I knew I'd see black calligraphy crawling across it like a spider. Dread settled around me like a fog as the words burned into my brain: The Lake of Fire awaits my lady”

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