"The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most."

-- Ann Landers

#Successful Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Two Quotes

“Why didn't someone tell me that I can become a Christian and settle the doubts afterward?”
“Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I know which kind of guy I'd rather be. So do my friends.”
“If your potential mate does not have the same perspective that you do then you're going to be lost.”
“I was supposed to go out with this girl, but the plans mixed up because I was working late. So I went to her apartment with a flower. She was asleep, but I really wanted to see her. I figured I'd be like Romeo, and climbed up to her balcony and gave her a rose. She was very shocked. After that, it was over.”
“Mosca said nothing. The word â€˜damselâ€™ rankled with her. She suddenly thought of the clawed girl from the night before, jumping the filch on an icy street. Much the same age and build as Beamabeth, and far more beleaguered. What made a girl a â€˜damsel in distressâ€™? Were they not allowed claws? Mosca had a hunch that if all damsels had claws they would spend a lot less time â€˜in distressâ€™.”
“Between being 'right' and being kind, I know which way I vote.”
“Can that which has cost the artist days, weeks, months and even years of reflection be understood in a flash by a dilettante?”
“I am aware that I am extremely fortunate that I was born to parents who had the personal resources to raise me in a relatively safe environment and that I have some social supports that keep me from the streets. I'm aware that I could easily be in their stead, but there by the grace of luck go I.”

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