"I was born with the gift."

-- Joe Namath

“In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.”
“Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. Lust is our way of life. Envy is just a nudge towards another sale. Even in our relationships we consume each other, each of us looking for what we can get out of the other. Our appetites are often satisfied at the expense of those around us. In a dog-eat-dog world we lose part of our humanity.”
“Neither do thou lust after that tawny weed tobacco.”
“We are comfortable in this environment. Why not make ourselves comfortable over there?.”
“Before a secret is told, one can often feel the weight of it in the atmosphere.”
“Language is a serious weapon in shining and sharing Truth. It is also a serious weapon used in its distortion.”
“...the painful intensity of my sensations, even when they're happy ones; the blissful intensity of my sensations, even when they're sad.”
“Life is a lemon and I want my money back.”

Source : Song: Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back

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