"The more thankful you are, the happier you will be!"

“The Internet is an Ã©lite organization; most of the population of the world has never even made a phone call.”
“I avoid the carwash when I think it might rain anytime in the near future, which means I drive around the majority of the time in a pollen and bird poop covered car. This presents a stand off between Neat Freakshow and Practical Pennypincher, and Neat Freak usually triumphs. And then it rains.”
“The system is the best that the present views and circumstances of the country will permit.”
“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.”
“Ideas and products and messages and behaviors spread just like viruses do.”
“Kylie looked up towards the sky. "Sometimes I just wish Heaven wasn't so far away.”
“Biography, like big game hunting, is one of the recognized forms of sport, and it is as unfair as only sport can be.”

Source : Philip Guedalla (1921). “Supers & supermen: studies in politics, history and letters”
“The Holy Spirit was not sent so we can have bless ups in our churches but so the world can be changed.”

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