"I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them."

“I never bothered with cars. I was probably one of the few kids in school who didn't run around with hot-rod magazines. As I would be at home fiddling with my guitar, they would be fiddling with a car engine.”

Source : "Q & A With Angus Young of AC/DC". Interview with Aidin Vaziri, www.sfgate.com. September 17, 2000.

“If I had to pick out a therapist in a movie that I'd like to go see as a personal therapist, it would be Robin Williams in Goodwill Hunting.”

“Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.”

“The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.”

Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com

“I believe we would be happier to have a personal revolution in our individual lives and go back to simpler living and more direct thinking.”

“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.”

Source : "The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations". Book edited by Jim Apfelbaum, 2007.

“There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious.”

“. . . is it to be understood that the principles of the Declaration of Independence bear no relation to half of the human race?”