"I have questioned God sometimes whether prayers have gone unanswered. But answered prayer is still harder to believe."

“I'm a tough critic on myself.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!”

“The only cure for a real hangover is death.”

“I shall never complain of the tedium of the city again.”

“My delight and thy delight Walking, like two angels white, In the gardens of the night.”

“While many applauded Oprah for opening her heart to young girls in South Africa, some criticized her for not investing in the youth of America.”

Source : "No Oprah in the Billionaire Club" by Kitty Kelley, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 6, 2010.

“Just throw me in my coffin now with these earrings on.”

“One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Alberto bloke was not stupid. With will you can achieve things.”

Source : "Manchester United's José Mourinho: no longer the bright young iconoclast" by Jonathan Wilson, www.theguardian.com. September 22, 2016.