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“These are three American citizens and we really demand answers for American citizens.”
“It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.”

Source : George Saintsbury (1963). “Notes on a cellar-book”
“Be extra careful when buying into companies and industries that are the current darlings of the financial community.”
“The seed must move to the soil; the tree must turn to the sun. The river must leave its source to reach the sea. And man must forget man, the maker, in order to make the world.”

Source : Harry Hooton (1961). “It is Great to be Alive”
“I was really exposed to great old-time literature - the classics, the poetic realists like Strindberg and Ibsen and all those guys. I was really inspired by all those guys. That's when writing became a primary focus.”
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.”

Source : "1001 Affirmations" - by Herbert P. Windschitl - Poetry, 2003.
“On domestic policy, one of the major stories in American politics has been the growing ideological and political self-confidence of the Democratic Party, and the growing ideological and political pessimism of the Republican Party.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Many of Islam's apologists insist that suicide bombing is not Islamic because the Koran forbids suicide. Mmm-hmm. So where are all the Muslims gathering in mass demonstrations to vehemently condemn this practice that slanders their religion? Why does contemporary Islam promote 'martyrdom' as the highest duty of Muslims? Why are photographs of suicide bombers plastered everywhere in Beirut? Because Islam is what Islam does.”

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