"When I was a young actor I was in a lot of film doing one day work and two days' work, and they've included all those titles, which I don't even remember. I think I've played the lead in about 75 movies."

“I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I'm the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I'm not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I'm just relaxing and enjoying it.”

“If slaughter houses had glass walls, would we even be having this debate?”

“Tom Jones is like igloo-cool.”

“To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.”

“According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.”

Source : "Chuck Lorre Addresses Charlie Sheen Situation in 'Big Bang Theory' Vanity Card". www.hollywoodreporter.com. March 31, 2011.

“My heart spasmed among the peonies like a trout.”

Source : E. Lockhart (2014). “We Were Liars”, p.19, Delacorte Press

“Clearly America businesses are interested in opening up new markets not just in Cuba, but all over the world.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org

“I believe, in general, that even people that are self-pitying, you can feel for them.”