"I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online."

-- Kumail Nanjiani

#Thanksgiving Quotes #Friday Quotes #Wall Quotes

“Whatever you experience in your life is really but the outpicturing of your own thoughts and beliefs. Now, you can change these thoughts and beliefs, and then the outer picture must change too. The outer picture cannot change until you change your thought.”
“At one hundred, surely you learn to overcome loss and griefâ€”or do they hound you till the bitter end?”

Source : André Aciman (2008). “Call Me by Your Name: A Novel”, p.74, Macmillan
“February, when the days of winter seem endless and no amount of wistful recollecting can bring back any air of summer.”
“I love order. It's my dream. A world where all would be silent and still, and each thing in its last place, under the last dust.”
“Death cannot kill that which does not die.”
“I'd like to do voiceovers my whole life. I get to kind of create a character and go in and play.”
“If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.”
“Take Risks in Your Life If u Win, U Can Lead! If u Lose, U Can Guide!”

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