"If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army."

-- Casey Stengel

#Sports Quotes #Smart Quotes #Army Quotes

“There is no greater punishment than that of being abandoned to one's self.”
“In shallow men the fish of little thoughts cause much commotion. In oceanic minds the whales of inspiration make hardly a ruffle.”

Source : "Autobiography of a Yogi". Book by Paramahansa Yogananda, 1946.
“Manuel is still today a good friend. The others I see rarely, but with Edgar I phone from time to time.”

Source : Interview with Jason Gross, www.furious.com. May 1997.
“Bite me, Goth princess,â€ Shane called from the back. â€œNot literally or anything.â€ â€œMaybe you should say that to Michael.â€ â€œNot funny, Eve,â€ Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. â€œLittle bit,â€ she said.”
“The Church of TED is very optimistic. Bulgarians are some of the most pessimistic in the world. There are the Happy, the Unhappy and the Bulgarians.”
“How does God deal with your bitter heart? He reminds you that what you have is more important than what you don't have. You still have your relationship with God. No one can take that.”
“I quote others in order to better express myself.”
“The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.”

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