"Honor women! They strew celestial roses on the pathway of our terrestrial life."

“Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.”

Source : "The Stars of Jackass 3D On God, Cancer, and Homosexuality". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.vanityfair.com. October 14, 2010.

“As a German citizen, as a German professor, and as a political person, I hold it to be not only my right but also my moral duty to take part in the shaping of our German destiny, to expose and oppose obvious wrongs.”

“Unless your work gives you trouble, it is no good.”

“Act as if! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful.”

Source : Jordan Belfort (2007). “The Wolf of Wall Street”, p.98, Bantam

“I've always found it interesting when I'm the person in the audience feeling mismatched by what I've seen or heard. The shows I've taken the most from I may have not liked while I was there listening to it but, maybe an hour later, there's suddenly a lightening bolt out of the blue: "Oh, I'd see them again."”

“Any unarmed people are slaves, or are subject to slavery at any given moment.”

“What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death.”

“Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.”