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“If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.”
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“I was always pretty broad. I've had a couple bad experiences. One time, I showed up late for a gig in Brooklyn at an Italian restaurant. I ran on stage, did my show, and then some guy in the audience threatened to kill me because he didn't like my joke. Instead of talking to him, I just ran off stage. And then, because I was late, the owner of the restaurant threatened to kill me. And I was 19 years old and so scared that I almost started crying. But, I've done every gig you can imagine, in every state.”
Source : Source: collider.com
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“The best of women are hypocrites.”
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“He saw wan Woman toil with famished eyes; He saw her bound, and strove to sing her free. He saw her fall'n; and wrote "The Bridge of Sighs"; And on it crossed to immortality.”
Source : William Watson, “Thomas Hood”
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“Small opportunities often presage great enterprises.”
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“Incorrect documentation is often worse than no documentation.”
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“If I get to go crazy, since God can't be limited, than I would love to be part of a small team that runs a network that changes the world forever and wins numerous Oscars for films I am part of writing and producing. And, for my own personal satisfaction I'd love to join The Today Show, co-host The View, and star in my own TV series about a smart, yet quirky girl, who's on an incredible God journey of getting to know herself, confront her issues, and live her dreams.”
Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
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“If you thought it was impossible for a film to contain less effective comedy than Date Movie , here's evidence to the contrary.”
Source : "Epic Movie (United States, 2007)". A movie review, www.reelviews.net. 2007. 
