"One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?"

-- Kelly Williams Brown

#Running Quotes #Pandas Quotes #Paper Quotes

“We are more prone to generalize the bad than the good. We assume that the bad is more potent and contagious.”
“He bursts out laughing. It's short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction's already mine.”
“The only way to fight a moral war is the Jewish way: Destroy their holy sites. Kill men, women and children (and cattle),”

Source : "Ask the Rabbis // How Should Jews Treat Their Arab Neighbors?". www.momentmag.com. February 6, 2013.
“Inside you there's an artist you don't know about. He's not interested in how things look different in moonlight.”
“To study music, we must learn the rules. To create music, we must break them.”
“Brian and I were both science students. You know science sort of math and physics side, you know.”
“Did ya ever think that we would pay the price for being lazy?”
“Go to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home.”

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