"I am one of a team of Iraqi weapons inspectors currently travelling through the United Kingdom under very difficult conditions searching for weapons of mass distraction."

-- Attila the Stockbroker

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“As far as intellectual training was concerned, my nine years from seven to sixteen were practically wasted.”
“It is not the fact of liberty but the way in which liberty is exercised that ultimately determines whether liberty itself survives.”

Source : "Ladies' Home Journal" Magazine, May 1958.
“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”

Source : Yakov Smirnoff (1987). “America on six rubles a day”, Vintage
“Mike Bloomfield sat down and started playing, and I went, whoa! Because I had never heard any white person play like that before. And he was about my age, and he just, that finished off my guitar career, just like that, in one afternoon.”
“I never felt oppressed because of my gender. When I'm writing a poem or drawing, I'm not a female; I'm an artist.”
“[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!”

Source : Quoted in Lore and Maurice Cowan, The Wit of Women (1969)
“To me, being a classical snob in the highest possible way and being an indie snob is just as bad!”
“My father is a practicing criminal law attorney in the Seattle area.”

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