"I'm undoubtedly a liberal, which means that I'm in almost total agreement with the Eisenhower-era Republican party platform."

“You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day.... We need to have a sense of humor going into this because it's too tough without it.”

Source : "Everyday Bravery". YouTube channel ysabellabravetalk (#3), www.youtube.com. March 25, 2007.

“Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.”

“The bottom line is that these athletes tend to be safer investments because they really value their marketing opportunities. They don't make as much money as during their active careers.”

“When you go back to your environment and you deal with employees... do you inspire people or do you make them feel fear? Do you make them feel confident or incompetent? I think that distinction really marks the leader.”

“No man will ever be president of the United States who spells Negro with two g's.”

Source : William H. Seward's retort to Stephen A. Douglas on the Senate floor after the Illinois senator used an offensive slur in a speech, as quoted in Doris Kearns Goodwin "Team of Rivals" (p. 163), October 25, 2005.

“Anybody who's really successful has doubts.”

“if we were forced to choose just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism is the most important intellectual development in human history.”

“I mean it's - it is hard to find a voice on talk radio that is not a conservative voice.”