"The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess."

-- James Thurber

#Past Quotes #Sound Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“God got the power, man has got his vanity. Man gotta choose before God can set him free.”
“Technology grows and so does loneliness.”
“The white men in the East are like birds. They are hatching out their eggs every year, and there is not room enough in the East, and they must go elsewhere; and they come out West, as you have seen them coming for the last few years.”
“She was the reason I was a reader, and being a reader was what had made me most myself; it had given me the gifts of curiosity and sympathy, an awareness of the world as an odd and vibrant contradictory place, and it had me unafraid of its oddness and vibrancy and contradictions.”
“A garden is to be a world unto itself, it had better make room for the darker shades of feeling as well as the sunny ones.”
“People in extreme conditions are suddenly naked, realer than normal, perhaps even more alive.”
“24 hour broadcasts have to stretch limited material to fit 24 hours worth of space.”

Source : "Fark's Drew Curtis On How "News" Isn't News". Interview with Brian Montopoli, www.cbsnews.com. May 23, 2007.
“Oftentimes what happens is that the writer understands one character, but they don't understand the other one, and the other one ends up not being written as well.”

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