"Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women. I am conscious of my breasts. Do I have to be conscious of yours as well? Do men do this? Do they go, "Men: Meet for ribs in the shed after the game. Keg beer, raw eggs, and death metal only." I would imagine not."

-- Sloane Crosley

#Girl Quotes #Hate Quotes #Beer Quotes

“It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.”
“Can anybody be given creativity? No. Only equipment to develop it if it's in them in the first place.”
“Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate.”
“Librarians are not just gatekeepers to knowledge, they are what the American Indians used to call their special sages who preserved the oral legends of a tribe: dream keepers.”
“The whole mass of any body is just the mass of ether surrounding the body which is carried along by the Faraday tubes associated with the atoms of the body. In fact, all mass is mass of the ether; all momentum, momentum of the ether; and all kinetic energy, kinetic energy of the ether, This view, it should be said, requires the density of the ether to be immensely greater than that of any known substance.”

Source : Joseph John Thomson (1904). “Electricity and Matter”
“A young lady went into a bookstore and asked the clerk for Irving Stone's book, "Immoral Wife." The title is "Immortal Wife," the clerk replied. "I'll get it for you." Oh, please don't bother, If that's the correct name of the book, I don't think I'd care for it. I had something else in mind.”
“If you've ever seen album covers for Arab female pop stars, it looks like the designer was paid five dollars to make them, and the extreme femaleness is astounding.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life has in store for you.”

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