"Don't you know what marriage means in this world? They are mergers and acquisitions disguised as marriages. In other words, the takeover syndromes."

“Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.”

“Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.”

“If there is one thing upon this earth that mankind love and admire better than another, it is a brave man, - it is the man who dares to look the devil in the face and tell him he is a devil.”

“Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.”

“God is a foreman with certain definite views Who orders life in shifts of work and leisure.”

“It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish Nation.”

“I did 14 movies in six years, I had a cartoon TV show, and I don't want to do that again. I just want to make unique pieces of art. That's why I quit everything when I was 14 and sat around for eight years before I did another movie.”

“Consider: what could be more American than the principle that every person is to be held accountable for his or her crimes only? Could anything be more un-American than the Second Commandment's warning that "I Yahweh, thy God, am a jealous god, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation."? Not even the Common Law would have hung a man because his grandfather had stolen a horse!”