"In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife."

-- Spike Milligan

#Wife Quotes #Cows Quotes #India Quotes

“If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
“An irrelevance, and your life's altered.”
“A lot of people think I'm cynical when I talk about acting. The truth of the matter is, I just don't want someone to get some lame advice that will send them in the wrong direction”
“I'm pretty illiterate when it comes to comics history.”
“Automating a mess yields an automated mess.”

Source : "Reengineering the Corporation: A Manifesto for Business Revolution" by Michael Hammer, James A. Champy, HarperCollins, (p. 7), 1993.
“If my senses don't feel right then I don't do it.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I'd have these weird experiences where I'd just be walking down the street with this chord progression in my head, this happened more than a few times, and I'd walk home and find a fax in my machine and it would match the music in my head”
“Whether or not this story has a happy ending depends, of course, on who is reading it. Whether you are a wolf or a girl.”

Source : Kelly Link (2008). “Pretty Monsters”, p.229, Penguin

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