"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."

-- Doug Larson

#Dog Quotes #Home Quotes #School Quotes

“The psychiatrists say that everybody should have a hobby. The hobby I recommend is advertising”
“Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day.”
“Actors are separated all the time.”
“I think education and intelligence (are) important, but not art. Not artistic education...”
“In vain we shall penetrate more and more deeply the secrets of the structure of the human body, we shall not dupe nature; we shall die as usual.”
“Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.”
“Life should be embraced like a lover.”

Source : Rose Tremain (2011). “The Swimming Pool Season”, p.79, Random House
“I began to go to concerts when I was 12 years old. And I would stand there, the small imp that I was, and I would expect the world to be laid before me by these artists, and in some cases it was. So when I climbed onto the stage, I always imagined that I was singing to somebody who was similar to how I had been.”

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